ohabutt:

in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is  the land of opportunity

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tyleroakley: A smile that says, “My life is better than yours.”

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Going on a night walk with a cute boy.


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I do recall now the smell of the rain

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Anonymous: once upon a time i met this boy who was really cool but then it turned out he wuz actuallty a frog and then i reelized i could not be with him because not because he was a frog but because he lived on seaweed and i lived on doritos because the frog was actually a doritos saleman in disquise. so then i told him i olnly lived for like cream cheese and apple pie bacon cakes and he wuz like oh den im a so lik its all ok now bro. k thx 4 listenin

Oh dear, that sounds tragic. 

Anika, is that you?

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